In Case of Our Untimely Demise....

As anyone who is on Facebook knows I have been languishing away with pneumonia for the last 4 weeks. I thought I was all better until a couple days ago. I was short of breath, and had sharp pains in my sternum and sides. I finally went to the ER, and I have pleurisy now. It's an inflammation in the lining of the lung caused by a virus usually. My 2 x-rays also showed chronic lung damage secondary to having chemical pneumonia a year and a half ago. I also have asthma. In the utmost despair, I asked the Dr. if this would alter my average life expectancy. He said " Oh, no not at all." Never the less, it is important to plan ahead.

Feel sorry for me? You should, and please show that sympathy by showering me with expensive gifts.

In light of this, I shall prepare to plan out the upbringing of my children in case of my untimely demise. Where will Josh be you ask? With me. He couldn't survive a second with out me. I will also disclose how my other valuables are to be dispersed if it becomes necessary.



My beloved 4 sons will go with Matt and Robyn. They have both readily agreed to this. They would raise the children properly,firmly rooted in the Gospel. Although I would ask that Matt curtail his Simpson's viewing. If the time comes I will pass on the strict no white flour, high fiber diet the children have lived with their entire lives. Remember, only PBS shows or History and Discovery Channel. Oh, and also take my ever precious Halloween wreath, It's the boys favorite.



To my sister, Mary, I leave my awesome Christmas wreath I just got. I also leave her all of my make up that she gave me anyway, and my coupons.

To my parents, nothing I guess. Surely my life was gift enough.

To my best friend Janet, all of my personal fortune ($23) and all of my Rodworks stuff. Oh, and of course my pumpkin roll recipe. Also, my beloved black leather boots, and my blue t-shirt with the little whale on the chest pocket, that I wear 4 days in a row before washing it.

To Kat, my cat (even though she is allergic)



To Adhis, my anti aging army, because she REALLY, REALLY needs it.

To Stacy, my long time hair stylist/friend, I leave my Chi flat iron. She will truly value it as it should be, mostly because her salon was recently broken into, and her flat iron was taken. You've got to be having a really bad hair day to ransack a salon and ONLY take hair products.



Adieu, dear friends.