The Proulxs: The Bats are Coming.

Note to self: When you lie to your child to get them to come in quickly, make sure your husband isn't video recording the whole thing.

New!!!! Quotes of the Day

Jordan to the man behind us at Home Depot with prosthetic arms: Don't worry, you will get your hands back in the resurrection.
Joshie: Mommy, can two men marry each other? Mommy: in a couple states they can. Joshie: That's weird, who would do the cooking, Daddy seems pretty confused when he's in the kitchen.
I was reading Jordan the account of the First Vision. I asked him what the "mist of darkness" was that surrounded Joseph. According to him, it was "probably a turtle."
Joshie one day lamented that his friend Janica was happy one minute, and mad the next. I said: " Oh, don't worry about it, girls are like that, everything will be fine." Joshie said : " Yeah, that's what Daddy said. He said girls are crazy and that they get crazier as they get older." Mommy: " Oh, REALLY?! Do tell...."
Joshie with toy screw driver in hand says: " Mommy, I'm going to go screw something up."
Mommy: Jadon, for the third time, you need to clean up your puzzle. Jadon: Mommy, I'm sick of you. Mommy: EXCUSE ME?! Jadon: Uh...I mean, I'm getting you a beautiful princess shirt!! (Jadon promptly picks up his puzzle.)
Jadon: Mommy, you're so nice, you have a good mommy's heart. Mommy: Oh, thanks Jadon, that's nice of you. Jadon: Yeah, you're not a jerk at all.
*Joshie was sitting by our open window when a neighbor walked by, Joshie: 'Hi!" Neighbor; " How are you Joshie?" Joshie; "I'm sick today." Neighbor: " Oh, whats wrong?" Joshie: " I have the bird flu."
*Jordan: "Mommy, I'm glad YOU are my son."
*Mommy to Jadon: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Jadon: "A skeleton."
*Joshie was home sick from school and I said : "You're quiet today." Joshie said : " I'm more of a man of action."
*Mommy: "Jordan, when I'm old will you take care of me?" Jordan : "yep" Mommy: " What will you do for me?" Jordan: "Well....(long thoughful pause ) I'll put you in our van...take you to da hospitol, and go back and get you when you are dead. Is that O.K.?"
*Jadon: "Mommy, turn your head and close your eyes". Mommy "Why?" Jadon "Because I'm trying to sneak some ice cream and I can't do it if you are looking at me."
*Mommy: "Joshie, where do you think you will go on your mission?" Joshie "Man, I don't know, you don't even let me cross the street by myself."
*Mommy: "So, Joshie, what do you want to be when you grow up?' Joshie:" I want to fix people's broken bones". Mommy: "Well, that sounds like a good idea." Joshie, "yeah, and I want to work down at the gas station on the weekends too, they sell milkshakes there."
*When I told Jadon that Marlene died, he said..."I can't believe Heavenly Father opened our ceiling and took her out, that is so bad!!"
*Jadon:"Mommy, why am I milk, and Jordan is chocolate?" Mommy: "Thats the way the Lord made you. " Pause... Jadon: "Can you make me some chocolate milk?"
*Mommy: "What do you want to be when you grow up Jordan?" Jordan: "A tomato farmer" Mommy: "Do you want to grow anything else?" Jordan: "Just pasta"
*Joshie:"Do bee's make honey?" Mommy:"Yes they do" Joshie: "What kind of bugs make hotdogs?"

The Proulxs

Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Bats are Coming.

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